Hello, my name is Heidi, and I am a snob.
I am a leftover snob.
I detest eating leftovers. I would prefer a freshly prepared meal every day. (I just don't want to be the one to prepare it.)
I am a toilet paper snob.
My bum only wants the softness of the red Charmin in the giant/mega rolls.
I am a coke snob.
I will not drink your Shasta, Dr.B, K-Mart brand, whatever.... I prefer the real thing, baby.
I am a kiss snob.
If for any reason I don't feel like someone gave me the appropriate kiss I will make you repeat it. So hubs, kiss-on the lips, facing me full on. Thank you. Kids-wipe the crap off your face and kiss your mama on the cheek,much appreciated!
What are you a snob about???
Earning My Punishments
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