Wednesday, June 30, 2010

No Cinderella here

Evidently I am no princess.

Because princesses wake up all smiley and stretch while they hear birds chirping while the pull down the covers. Deer smiling at the window and little cute furry bunnies bringing them their slippers. They smile and greet each creature with a sweet, "Hello, what a beautiful morning."

I wake up like Shrek.

"What the hell are you doing in my swamp? Who disturbed my sleep. Go away!!!!"

All fumbling out of the bed with sheets tied around my calves. Glasses crooked on my face and a big ball of hair falling out of one ugly bun at the top of my head. It's not pretty. Small pets and children beware...


This morning was particularly bad. I woke up to a 3 year old screaming, "Mommy, my hands are all red." Meaning "Mommy, I just had one hell of a nose bleed and you're gonna get out of bed a 5:30 and fix this shit for me."

To hell with princesses. Where's my coffee.

11 comments:

原秋原秋 said...
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Heidi said...

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heidi said...

Morning sucks. Amen.

M said...

If you come visit I promise to wake you up with a mimosa...at 10. :)

A little bit of me said...

I want a IV coffee drip.....

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Sara said...

Could not have said it any better. Love this post. Love your humor...would it be weird if I said...Love YOU? Yeah, that was kind of weird. Then, how about...LOVE your blog. :)

Danielle @ "We Don't Have It All Together" said...

HA! You sound sooo much like me! It's not that I am not a morning person... because I am always up early & I LOVE my peace before the brady bunch wakes up -but- It's more like - Don't ask me any questions. Stay outta my face. Don't expect me to smile. Just leave me be for about an hour & a few cups of coffee. Ya know?

Anyway... I've been doing a little blog hopping & found you this morning. So now I'm your newest follower :)

Have a good week!

Grimmgirl said...

I don't see your Post It Not Post from 8/3, but the title of your blog drew me in, and I enjoyed reading these. Nice and sassy!