Hmmm. Day started off with a small child taking a full loaf of bread out of the pantry and jumping on it. WTF kid? Why, why would you do that?
"I don't know."
Remember saying that? Over and over and over as a kid. Every stupid, irrational decision you made, your parents would ask you, "Why?" And the answer was always, "I don't know." And yet as a parent, I keep asking, like the answer is going to change. Like if I find the source of his stupidity it's going to make the fact that I can't make toast better. And yet I still ask because for the life of me, I can not figure out why that child would go to the pantry, reach up high, get the FULL loaf and then smush it under his feet.
I am thinking it's going to be a long day. Thank you sweet niblets that I have a date with my man tonight.... that though should get me through the day, a toast-less, sandwich-less day.
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