I know you did. Come give me a hug. I missed you too old friends!!!!!! But whewwwwww, life hit the fast lane and I have not had my seat belt on. These crazy kids of mine are about to wear me out! Hubs had been gone for over a month and 5 days a week I am single momma. (*which I would now like to bow down and offer a box of wine to all single mommas of the world because I can't hack it..) I am so tired every weekend. But things will slow down...eventually. (Anyone wanna buy a house, pretty please! No? Fine!)
Thanks to these kids
Why was I up in the middle of the night watching Nick At Night, you ask? How very sweet of you to care. Well, you know I am trying to potty train my
But at 2:30 in the morning he decides to mess with his momma. I bet he even turned to his froggy and said, "Watch this, her eyes are gonna pop right out of her head." And then he screams bloody murder. MMMMOOOOOMMMMMAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MMMOOOOOMMMMMMAAAA!!!!! COME HERE MMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMAAAA!!!!!! I go flying into his room only to see a smiling boy nudge froggy and give him a wink, put his hands behind his head and say, "Mommy, I'm wet, can you change me?"
EVERY single flipping cuss word went through my head in 2.2 seconds! Luckily, the only words that actually made it out of my mouth where, "Really?" Little snot head! So I changed him in his crib and tucked him in, kissed his head and then threatened him with an inch of his life if he screamed like that again I would give him something to scream about!
And me being the optimist that I am, I thought, "Well, you never know when it's gonna click for them, maybe this was his time and he will wake up potty trained and all I had to do was wake up once with him. I could handle that." Yeah, uh, NO! The little pee master is still at it with no regard to actually giving an inch on this potty training.
and P.S. Does Weight Watchers have a pause button because Girl Scout Cookies are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!