Why am I blogging this? I don't know...because I found it amusing and wanna keep it in my archives...
So you know, hubs is away to the new job, in a new state. (Hold on I'm going to get my wine. Just thinking about it makes me need a drink.)
OK, I'm back.
So he's away and well, we are both crackberry addicts. (some more than others. ahhhem) and every night we say goodnight via crackberry instant messenger. Now, for tech savvy telephone users we are NOT into all that text format. Well, except for WTF..that one I love.
So just to give you the slightest peek into our marriage and what we say when others might be saying, "I love you honey. I miss you. You are so precious to me. blah blah blah."
(in middle of conversation about my heart issues via instant chat. And yes, I know we could pick up the phone and talk, but really, why?)
Him: Btw again...I don't like haha... I prefer lol or roflmao..haha is so text vauge.
Me: haha. Do you really roll on the floor laughing? I doubt you even laugh out loud. So haha is more appropriate. And if you type roflmao I may punch your pansy self in the face.
Him: No, but I like to imagine the other person (you) rolling on the floor laughing.
Him: Haha is so 1998
Me: Chuckle out loud (COL)
Him: Bock bock. COL sounds like a chicken.
Me: Giggle Out Loud (GOL?) I'm not really laughing, more of a chuckle or giggle. Sorry. I promise to tell you when I roflmao if you ever say something that funny.
Him: I'm just LIMH... laughing in my head
Me: OK, you got me, Roflmao with that one. We have to keep using that one! (insert commentary: The man NEVER laughs out loud...EVER. Always in his head, and it drives me crazy!)
Him: Probably more accurate
Me: For sure, I still prefer COL, that's just how I roll.
Him: Goodnight dear.... LIYD... laugh in your dreams...bock bock
Me: You are so haha.. Goodnight. And can I blog this?
Him: Sure... love you too... X's and O's... never understood that one either.
*Can you imagine how bad my spell check hated this post?
20 hours ago