I'm watching football last night by myself, yeah I do that. And sometimes I even drink beer when I do. Not just the "token" beer either, that girls sometimes drink & leave half of it to get warm just to look like they drink beer but really don't want it. I want it. I am one of THOSE unclassy women. Anywhoooo.... So I'm watching the Nebraska game last night and I wonder something about a player. And it hits me, my husband would totally know. He would be able to spill out ever stat, what high school the guy went to, his position, and more than likely his weight. (PS, that's why only guys play football, it's not too tough for girls, we just aren't going to have them announcing our weight over a loud speaker, or putting it in a program, no thank you!)
Then I got to thinking that he knows ever senator too. He knows who's in charge of what bills and what state everyone is from. I think he could probably tell you their campaign manager's name if you asked. I start feeling pride that I have a really smart man! I mean a mind like a steel trap. An elephant for goodness sakes.
So WHY WHY WHY can the guy not remember to take out the trash? Or put his shoes away? Call the repair man? Pick up his dirty laundry? Or get everything on the list at the grocery store?
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