Because if I do, topics are going to include heart monitors, pinched nerves, a sick child, toddlers that have been in the house too long, sick husbands, and company coming. That doesn't sound like fun. I don't want to talk about those things. So you go ahead and give me a topic....one that's like buttah, not this sh#%!
Favorite Ice Cream Flavors?
Step by step instructions on how to build a model plane?
What do you have for me????? Call, we'll talk, no big woop. (please someone tell me you remember this SNL sketch)