Let me astound you with my super awesome organizing skills! Folks, don't try this at home!
One ordinary woman can turn this:
Close your eyes for this one:
Wait wait wait, it' gets better. Aren't you just so in awe of me? I know, I would be jealous too.
Would you have a look at that! Holy Cow, that's beautiful! I don't need to lift a finger for the next month, I did so good!
And last but certainly not least.....Drumroll please!
OK, go back to your life, knowing that I am awesome and great, and perfect!
11 hours ago