- Diet Heidi: Did you like trying on pants that fit at the store today?
- Screw It Heidi: Yes
- DH: Then why are you eating cake with your fingers?
- SIH: Uh,...'cuz it's good.
- DH: But you know you aren't suppose to eat cake, right?
-SIH: (chomp chomp) Yeah, well it's just a smidge. It's the last bit and I have to make room in the fridge for all those veggies I just bought.
- DH: What about those pants you just bought? They aren't going to fit if you keep this up.
- SIH: (wiping icing off the face) There! Damn it! I stopped!
- DH: That's because you ATE IT ALL!
*Thank you thank you.... no therapy needed here, nope, I'm perfectly normal!
10 hours ago