Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Not my child!

Oh no he din't!!!!! No no no no no no no!

He did NOT just pee all over the carpet.

Not the carpet that I spent the ENTIRE morning scrubbing out stains. He would not do that to his mother, would he? Just stand there and take a whiz in his sister's bedroom? Not my kid.


Certainly NOT!

And the same sweet, adorable child would NOT take an ENTIRE bottle of Baby Powder and "Shake it like a polaroid picture."

He wouldn't have the nerve.

Not on the room that I JUST dusted. Not on the train table that I tore apart to wipe down & spent 30 min. putting back together only an hour before said episode.

MY son would NOT do any of those things. And he would not do them within 3 minutes of each other. He would not do them on a night Daddy was gone. He loves his Mommy more than that.

9 comments:

obladi oblada said...

arg...I guess you have more cleaning to do. Sorry! Not fun at all.

Kameron said...

Looks like you better introduce him to the natural consequences of helping clean up the mess! It stopped Natey from throwing his food on the floor. I made him pick up everything he threw when he was done eating. It only took 3 times before he stopped doing it!

Alicia said...

insert buy eyed straight faced smiley here.

Alicia said...

On second thought, I think now would be a great time to teach Mr. Man here how to clean house. Afterall, there's nothing wrong with a man doing a little housework is there. Think how grateful his future wife will be.

Ali said...

Oh no! Sounds like 'one of THOSE days!'

AnneYarbs79 said...

OMG! Its like they just know...know the one little thing that will push you over the edge... If it makes you feel any better, our son peed all over the floor a fancy-smancy model home we were touring. Right in front of the agent. Nice.

~~Mel~~ said...

Of course your child wouldn't do any of those things...and if he did...he'd know it would be wise to clean up after himself! lol.

Melissa said...

But did you stop and get the camera first?!!!! lol...I hope your day got easier!

Nikki B. said...

pshaw...he must get that from his father...