Oh no he din't!!!!! No no no no no no no!
He did NOT just pee all over the carpet.
Not the carpet that I spent the ENTIRE morning scrubbing out stains. He would not do that to his mother, would he? Just stand there and take a whiz in his sister's bedroom? Not my kid.
And the same sweet, adorable child would NOT take an ENTIRE bottle of Baby Powder and "Shake it like a polaroid picture."
He wouldn't have the nerve.
Not on the room that I JUST dusted. Not on the train table that I tore apart to wipe down & spent 30 min. putting back together only an hour before said episode.
MY son would NOT do any of those things. And he would not do them within 3 minutes of each other. He would not do them on a night Daddy was gone. He loves his Mommy more than that.
Earning My Punishments
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