Diagnose me so I don't have to go to the doctor and spend all my money, will ya?
Here are my symptoms.
1. Shortness of breathe (could be the asthma)
2. Bruising. As in, "does your husband beat you?" bruising.
3. Dizzy. Only once felt like I was about to eat pavement, but dizzy at times that is also accompanied by #4.
4. Pain in the right shoulder/chest area.
6. Rapid weight gain. (could or could not be related or related to eating cake for lunch... let's just call that one a medical problem, k?)
OK, get on your latex gloves and get to work on this so I can enjoy my money instead of writing those fat checks to the ol' doc.
20 hours ago