I did not go to the mall to eat Panera and end up buying multiple shirts. 5 to be exact. I did not try to rationalize this with my husband where I fell deeper and deeper in a hole. I am not debating going back to get more.
I did not go the the Art Institute of Chicago and set off alarms this weekend. I would never step on a brown square on the floor to get yelled at to "stay off the art." I did not reach over a painting and hear a huge beeping noise throughout the museum. I did not sit on the steps outside the museum to get run off by the security guy. Geeze, read the signs lady... don't step on art, don't reach over the railing, don't sit on the steps.
I did not say, Screw the economy and get my hubby all this beer for Father's Day. I did not have to spend 10 minutes at the checkout while the lady counted every beer to make sure I wasn't buying more than the limit allowed for one person. I was not humiliated by that at all.
I did not buy my man a chocolate bar that has tiny pieces of bacon in it. He does not love it and want more. I did not pay $8 for a Bacon Bar. That's just insane. I did not get myself one that has sea salt in it and refuse to share with anyone while he shares his with the kids. I am not selfish at all with my chocolate.