Just a little helpful information for my peeps. Don't ask why I know these things, it's better off unsaid.
1. If you are going to wear a swimsuit that has big metal rings in the straps, be sure to get sunscreen in there. Unless you feel the need to have a bulls eye on both sided of your upper pits.
2. When getting in someone else's pool, be sure to NOT break their float. And don't buy them a new float, and then break that one the same day you give it to them. It's just not showing your host respect. Just BYO-floaties.
3. When you haven't cooked dinner because you have been swimming all day... entice your husband with food he loves. He will even pick it up for you. Wings & french fries work around this household, but your man may go for something a little fancier.. hamburgers, burritos, or perhaps some BBQ. Oh, but if he does pick it up, don't put it under the name FeeFee, he may not appreciate having to say that. No matter how funny you think it is.
10 hours ago