Remember when I got the little guy up from nap with the nose bleed and thought it was poop? Well, I wish this time it was a nose bleed. Uh, nope! It was poop. As in smeared all over his freakin' frackin' arms and legs. He just looked up at me and said, "I poopy."
No kidding kid.
After boiling him in water and then dousing him with Clorox, I recovered. Which means, I had a beer. or two.
Now, I am in need of some love and want to hear your favorite parenting moments. The ones that you think are hilarious when it happens to someone else, yet not so funny when it's you..... I'm waiting. Spill it.
10 hours ago