Well crap! And pee while we are at it. The 2 year old wants to potty train. I am avoiding this one like the plague. Now ladies, I am gonna need your undying support on this. As in, create a button, put it in your sidebar, give to the "Momma needs a drink" fund... HELP!
Let me reverse this train just a bit to 2004. When my first little ball of baby fat on legs decided that she needed to potty train. At the first sign I jumped. I bought the chair, the books, the camcorder juiced up ready to go. OMG! Torture for months! Seriously jumped the gun there and it took.for.ever! *Can you see me balled up in the corner crying at just the memory of it all? (and can you tell I am a bit over dramatic? No? Good.)
So after all of that I was fully prepared to find a Kindergarten that would just train my second child for me. I have totally absolutely dreaded having to potty train this boy, any boy, any child for that matter. Heck, I don't even want to train a dog.
Anywho... so now my second chubba has REALLY been showing signs. He started with some, "I poopoo." As in, he wet his diaper and would like a fresh one please. Then we elevated to running to the bathroom whenever you take his diaper off and sits on the throne. I
But then today...
Wipes... pulled out and using them.
Then the little sh$% runs to the bathroom and tries to go potty.
I try to ignore his bad behavior, but it doesn't work! So I am chasing him around the house trying to get a diaper on him when what happens? The phone rings. Of course I answer it and forget about the dilly dally dangling little naked man streaking through my house. Only he pees all.over.my.floor. And then falls in it! URGGGG! This would have never have happened if the child would have listened to his mother and just kept his diaper on! But since he insists on doing it ALL DAY, (the ripping the diaper off and cleaning himself and then trying to go potty part, not the pee & fall part)I guess I can say we are "officially" on the potty training team. Someone get me another drink!!! And a support group. And some pull ups!