I was NOT singing and dancing in the shower so hard that I slipped & almost fell on my arse. I am a grown mother of 2, why in the world would I be acting like that to Kings of Leon? I shouldn't even know who that is....
I did NOT crack up, and I mean ROTFL LMAO at my husband who tried over and over to get a motorcycle to race our Minivan on the street. We are so much more mature than that.
I do NOT have friends who have their brother in law & sister bring me Atomic Balls all the way from another state just because we find "ball" humor hilarious. They did not bring me my 'balls' at 9pm wrapped like a gift. I was NOT so happy to see my 'balls.' Come on people... seriously?
I did NOT watch monster truck rallies all week on TV because my 2 year old is obsessed. I did not hear my 6 year old asking him if he wanted to be a Monster Truck Driver because Mommy & Daddy said we can be whatever we want to be.
I did not skip the gym for the 3rd week in a row. I am committed to my health and exercises. I would blow it off to go stuff my face at a place called "Dogs and Suds." That's just not right!