I did not wake up on Saturday morning to a big pink flamingo in my yard. I do not love this flamingo named Matt and want to keep him for my very own. (think the neighbors would mind?)*Matt is a fundraiser for my church youth group. To get him to leave you can donate to the cause AND send Matt to anyone of your choosing... hehehehehe.
I did not find ANOTHER dead mouse on my doorstep. Damn it cat!!! This is NOT a present. I don't like it, I don't want it! STOP!!!! *I was sooo gonna post a picture of this thing that did not land on my doorstep, but hubby got rid of said mouse before I got the camera... You guys are lucky.
I did not get ANOTHER bag of Red Hots from a friend today and do a small happy dance for my score... I don't love those little red bites of delight and appreciate my enablers so much.
I did not watch my children dive head first down my stairs to only to run to get the camera and ask them to do it again. I did not video it so that when they show up with busted heads and bruises on their torso, I can show the Doctor what the hell happened.
I am NOT at the bottom of this pile of children. I do not love them with every fiber of my being and I am not so thankful for every hug, smile and I Love You that they give me.