So this is the Not Me Monday where I drag my friends into it.
I did not go buy a pair of cheap sunglasses that totally make me look like some Italian mobster's wife (which is absolutely the look I am going for these days...) only to have the stupid things break right when I get in the car. I did not take them right back in the store and get another pair only to have those break the next day. I am not on the hunt now for a new pair of "Victoria Gotti" glasses.
I did not ride a metal horse outside a restaurant and have a friend take pictures. And if I did this... I would NOT post them. Seriously, I would not!!! I have dignity you know.
I did not become a total groupie to a Children's Faith Based band called Go Fish Guys. I would not purchase about 5 CD's, go twice to get them signed and insist on holding up a line to get their picture. I do not think that bald dads who sing songs like, "It's hard to be cool in a minivan" are totally awesome and could whip The Wiggles's butts.
I did not purchase enough
I did not do a ton of even stupider stuff such as slamming someone's face into a hotel door attempting to get them to hurry up inside the hotel room so I would not be caught being the "loud person" in the hallway at midnight. Or making people go to the other side of the hotel room and turn the TV on so I can have "Safe Toilet Syndrome" while I do my business in the bathroom. And finally I did not have a fabulous weekend with friends at Hearts at Home and come back totally refreshed and excited about my parenting instead of worn out and stressed.