You know when you feel all cute? Got a new top on, maybe some new fancy earrings? Your hair worked just right and you even smell good, as opposed to baby poop or slobbery Cheerios smeared all over your shoulder? You are blaring the radio to some super oober cool music. Yeah, you think, "Man, I'm actually hot today! I got it going on, just like I use to."
Your 6 year old pipes up from the back seat of your MINIVAN and says, "Mom, where there cars when you were a kid?"
First response? If I push the "magic door" button for her door to 'accidentally' open, will she just fall out of my car right now? (Kidding, Kidding, don't get all upset that I thought about shoving my child out of a moving vehicle)
Second response? Laugh, and ask, "So how old do you think I am?" Her answer.... 23! The girl gets to live... Hell, I even bought her candy after that!
Earning My Punishments
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