Seems like it's not only me.....
On Sunday I had our regular babysitter all lined up to watch the kids while Hubby & I got some much needed time alone. I had planned to go to this fabulous coffee shop in town, then hit the bookstore and end with a romantic dinner. I was so on top of things that I planned all of it days in advance. And that was my problem. I forgot. As in COMPLETELY forgot! My husband knew... he forgot. My calendar knew... it forgot. Hell, the babysitter knew and SHE forgot. Literally none of us remembered it the entire day.
So about 1am that night I sit up in bed and wake my husband up telling him that we completely missed our date. We spend the next 20 minutes trying to figure out what happened to the babysitter. Did she forget? Did she show up and us not hear her?
Turns out that a close friend of hers was shot and in the hospital, where she, understandable forgot completely about babysitting and rushed to their side. She explained the whole thing first thing Monday morning, so I feel like she was completely not to blame.... What's my excuse? I think maybe if I had that IPhone, things like this would NEVER happen.
(It has come to my attention that I should ask questions as to how a good friend got SHOT, as to maybe not being the best quality in a babysitter, but I will stand up for the girl and say she is the sweetest little gleek club singer for a major university you have ever seen. I don't think she's into anything crazy, but I will ask)
And can I just add that the google searches that are bringing people to me are getting stranger and stranger. I totally understand the Rainbow Poop one. Hell, I get about 5 of those a week. It was a fastinating subject to me so I ain't hatin'. But lately these two have caught my eye.
1. bikini fat rolls hanging out (I mean, are you googling this for???? You want to see pictures of that, 'cause stick around, I am sure I can Wordless Wednesday some of those.)
2. Seriously y'all, someone that thinks like this has access to the internet... we should all write our congressman now!
Here it is: My Girlfriends White Trash Mommy BEGGED me for it. (Are you flippin kidding me? You googled that! And how, HOW did that bring you to me????)
I'm skerd! These people should not be knocking at my door.
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