I'm just gonna lay it out there. I am a Twitter Idiot. Seriously. I WANT to be cool. I WANT to understand it. I WANT to play and have cool friends and be so ever in the know... but I don't. I don't understand it, I think I am doing it wrong and that no one loves me. It is seriously hurting my self esteem.
A dear friend told me that this is what all the cool kids were doing so she got me all set up. 'Cause, I swear I would jump off a cliff if all the other kids where doing it,' or at least I pondered that question thoroughly when asked continually throughout my teenage years. So I joined, I set up my little sidebar crap to TWEET you and invite you into my awesome world of Twittering. And you know what... you only hear the birds chirping because I don't get it. I try.. .I do, but what do I write? I try to be all super cool and tweet about what I'm watching... no go. No responses.... Somewhere inside of me I think that everyone else on there is just "direct messaging" each other asking,
"Who invited her to this party?"
"Not me, maybe if we just ignore her, she'll go away."
So for all of you 300 people that are following me... you have choices.
1.Either take the lead and give me some advice on how to be super cool in the Twitter world.
2. Show me some love and start talking to me so I am not the ugly girl in the corner picking my nose.
3. Turn around, because I am not leading very well.
The Tweetless MamaHere
11 hours ago