This one is titled: Not Me & My Vehicle....
I did NOT go to the wrong vehicle in a parking lot after only 1 margarita and start pulling on the door handle and yell at my husband to unlock the door, only to find that the SUV wasn't even the same color as mine. And my husband sitting in our car laughing his arse off.
I would NEVER get stuck in the snow 4 times on a road that even small cars and the mail truck could get out of. I have lived in the Midwest for 6 years and know exactly what I am doing.
I certainly would not pack my van with TONS of groceries at the store and then not be able to find my keys. I would NOT have forgotten my gloves in 18 degree weather and spend 15 minutes unpacking every bag just to look for the keys that were NOT in my pocket the entire time.
I did not drink a bottle of wine this evening and then ask my husband what 'stupid things' I have done this week to put on my Not Me's only to hear the response, "Uh, ask me what stupid things you have done this week."