I believe this subject is important enough to have a second glance, just to get all the information right. Thank you for your votes, comments, emails, phone calls (oh yeah, I got phone calls on this one), and even face to face discussions (you know who you are!) I had no idea this was such a hair-raising subject for all. (that's right, I said it, attempt at very bad humor.)
So it turns out that 79% of us do our own landscaping work, while 17% just go Willy-Nilly. And one, ONE brave soul, bares butt to a complete stranger, but then after that, I guess you are acquainted, huh?
These are the TIPS and TRICKS on how to handle the delicate matter yourself.
*Shave everyday! (E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y! Holy shit that's alot of shaving. I mean, 365? Crap, my 30-40 a year seems like alot. But for the sake of fashion, I will suck it up.
*Use a Mach 3 Razor. (discuss this with the man in your life before using his, turns out, they aren't so hot about you using their razor. I think I heard, "touch my razor and die.") So, maybe purchasing your own would be a good idea, at least in my house.
* Use lotion afterwards. I think this is a given, but there has been discussion on using lotion with Salicylic Acid or even deodorant. I guess that's up to you to experiment with.
* Now when it comes to design, I guess that's when you get some creative differences going. You could go all "bald is beautiful," maybe a landing strip just in case the plane needs some help finding the airport. Or perhaps a Mohawk? Crop circles? even monograms are in this time of year. But whatever you do, DO NOT post pictures. (just a friendly reminder for all you daredevils.)
I think I need to give some props to you guys who literally made me laugh out loud all day just thinking about your comments.
Nikki:In a perfect world...I would let my garden grow and run around fat and naked and people wouldn't even care a bit. Not only would they not care...they would think my fat rolls and full bush were friggin HOT!!!
Heidi (other Heidi): I shave every once in awhile when Rob says he can't see the forest for the trees
Jean:Since we're all letting our hair down so to speak I'll spill mine.
Nicole: i was expecting to be the only slut bag to comment and am so impressed with your following :)
Obladi Oblada:It is time to get to work on the yard, it has been a long winter!
And in closing: the story of how my parents gave me bikini wax for my birthday. When I was young whenever I went to the drugstore with my mom she use to buy out the whole store of just little things, nail polish, candies, makeup.... I love it. She used her "mad money" and just had fun. So last year for my birthday I asked her to give me a goody bag from the drug store. Boy did she ever give me one. Hilarious. It had trash magazines, flip flops, Vitamins for Seniors, tons of stuff... including a bikini wax kit. So there you go. My parents aren't crazy, just funny.
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