Boy do I need to write another post STAT just to get the whole hairy thing behind us. The problem is... I have nothing to write about. So here are my random thoughts at this exact moment just to get us up and moving past that subject.
* First of all, it's snowing! Now in December, I think, "Oh, we're gonna have a White Christmas, how cool." In February, it's more of a, "What the hell? Why won't this white shit go fall someplace else!"
* My second thought, "Can man live on Red Hots and Diet Dr. Pepper alone?" Through extensive research this week, I am going to give this a two thumbs up, and say YES. At least this woman can.
* I just bought some kick ass new black boots at Macy's! SCORE!!!!!! Now I have to wear them in that friggin snow!!!!!! Crap.
* And last, just to bring things full circle. I went to a "Brown Bag" party last night and turns out there is actually something called "Coochie Creme" for after you shave. Who would have thunk it?
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