*I can hear your collective sighs like I just took the wind out of your sails. But hear me out on this one. I know what I am talking about. You just haven't been doing it the "Heidi Way."
First: Get Pictionary.
Second: Add Alcohol (not even necessary, but you see where I am going with this one.)
Third: Insert two parents. (As in, your own parents who haven't played games in like 30 years, let alone stayed up that late in 20)
Forth: Mix in a few kids, just to make it interesting and you can't get too carried away.
What you get is some hilarity! Here's how it went:
I draw: The Earth
Mom guesses: Uterus
*Yeah, "The world is your
I draw: Homeless man
Mom Guesses: Sperm
*I shit you not, that's what she said. In her defense, he was laying down with no arms or legs. But seriously, sperm?
So when I got to drawing "Big Mouth" And she just yelled out "Eggs" I had to do it, I impregnated her eggs in the uterus with the sperm. She was asking for it!
The fact that my father just draws whatever the hell he wants to. Doesn't matter if it's an "All Play" and every team is suppose to draw the same things, he picks the easiest and just goes with it.
Dad: "You guys have to draw inflation? I just drew a sweater."
Example No. 3 (And no mom, I am not picking on you, you were the funnest person of the evening.) Mom forgets what she is drawing. We guess it like 5 times, and finally she looks at the card and just say, "Oh yeah, that's it, I forgot."
And couple this with the fact that the 6 year old did better than all of us, just made for one eventful evening. So there you have it, the joy of staying home and saving money. If you do not have a crazy, fun family like mine, feel free to drop on by for Game Night. Only bring your own wine, I ain't sharin'.