I did not cook dinner once this week... No, seriously, I didn't.
I did not step in cat puke TWICE in the same day. I would have immediately picked it up the first time I would have stepped in it, not clean my foot, go make coffee and then come back and step in it a second time. Ewwww gross.
I did not go out with my husband TWICE this week. Two dates in one week is just too much. I mean, there is an economic crisis going on and that would be a bit extravagant. And I would not have loved every minute of it.
I did not make a baby shower cake in the shape of a pregnant belly. And my husband tell me he has no idea what it was suppose to be just before I am suppose to take it to the party. I did not freak out on him and want to throw the cake in the trash. It's only cake, why would anyone care that they are eating a pregnant belly and boobs? FYI, if they did eat it, they sooo would not say how very ROCKIN' the cake was!
I did not take my son to the ER today because of a cough. Seriously, what's a little croup going to hurt anyone? I did not pack a portable DVD player with me and let him watch Cars while we were in there. My son does not love that show so much that he doesn't let a little Emergency Room visit interrupt his movie watching experience.