OK, I get it already Winter, you are a badass! No one ever said you weren't. So why do you insist on proving it over and over.
I give! You have ruined my shoes with you salt and dirty snow, not to mention my minivan. Don't you know how hard it is to even drive one of those around? I lose 20 cool points every time I step into it, and then you go making it look all nasty, not cool!
And making me feel like I am going to fall on my derier every time I walk into a building. These old legs can't handle the slipping and sliding like they use to. I think I pulled a groin just walking into the mall.
I scream UNCLE!!!!!!! If you aren't going to give me a beautiful blanket of snow that I can admire from my window sipping coffee & Baileys, then at least have the courtesy to not spit your stinky freezing rain in my direction!
I spent the better part of November getting hats, gloves, snow boots, snow suits for my entire family. Fully anticipating a gorgeous snowfall this year with sledding and ice skating. Do you know what I have gotten? Crap! That's what. Yucky slippery ice mixed with dirty salt and bare trees.
What made it worse was to go down to Texas and see people in flip flops and tank tops. To get a sunburn from being outside all day. For my children to play for a week straight out in the nice weather and then come back to this!
So Winter, I give up. You win, so just take your ball and GO HOME! I am ready for Spring already!
10 hours ago