I have never done a NOT ME just because, well, if I admitted to half the stuff I do during the week then you guys probably wouldn't be my friends. And well, that would be kinda sad to lose my
I so did not start the week of with my fly undone at church. That would be terribly embarrassing, and even more so when someone points it out and you realize you are wearing your Christmas panties. Thank goodness that did not happen to me.
I did not lock my keys in the car at a child's birthday party. Who is that silly? Not me. I did not have my neighbor (the father of the kid having the party) go get my spare keys from my house for me. How rude would that be?
I did not deal with a child throwing up this weekend, only to take him out in public today and expose others to his germs. That would be insane, but understandable if the only reason I did it was because my daughter was in a play & I really wanted to see it.
I did not feed my child Nilla Wafers for breakfast/snack/and lunch all in one day because that was all he would eat. I am so much better of a parent than that. I don't give into pressures.
I certainly did not laugh my head off when my son rubbed a donut into my boob at church and then rub his spoon covered in mac & cheese on it a day later. I would never laugh at something like that, how tacky.
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