Damn it man! It's bad enough that I go to pee and see an empty toilet paper roll just sitting there, taunting me. Knowing that the fresh new paper is under the sink, about one step too far for a woman who has already done her business.
But to deny a lady needing her Coke fix mid afternoon. To go out to the fridge in the garage and see the 12 can box and think that there is actually Coke inside, only to discover that the box is empty, AND still sitting in the fridge. Too much man, I can't handle this type of abuse.
They have Nanny 911, Dog Whisperers, Ghost Whisperers, Rock of Love Charm Schools, all kinds of training reality shows. All I am asking is if they can PLEASE create a "knock the snot out of my husband until he refills the toilet paper, takes out the trash, and occasionally hits the laundry basket with his dirty underwear," show. Is that too much to ask?
Can you imagine a "naughty step" for husbands every time they don't rinse off their dishes? Or giving him a treat whenever he puts his shoes in the closet? I think I have a hit on my hands! Only, I can't be the person who actually does it, I can't even train my one husband, let alone go into other's homes and do it. Anyone willing to take this position? Taking applications.
Earning My Punishments
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