Damn it Dora! Your codependent attitude is getting the better of you. I mean, it's fine to ask for my help every once in a while, but everyday? Come on girl! I know you can climb over Chocolate Mountain without my pulling along right beside you. I have work to do, I just can't be expected to just drop everything for you. I can't be saving your butt from crocodile lake every time you want to go scampering off into the woods with that silly monkey. And why does your mother let you go running off all the time? I sure as heck know that if she knew how many times you got in trouble and needed my help, she would think twice about all the responsibility she gives you. No more baskets to Grandma's house or parades at La Fiesta. I just can't be there for you everyday girl, somehow you are either going to have to get yourself together and figure it out on your own, or else just go home and play solitaire or something. I can't do it, it's too much and I am going to have to cut the stings here.
And seriously, clean out that backpack. There are all kinds of crap stored in there. Skateboards, suckers, juice bottles, mittens... It's ridiculous and you are going to throw your back out. It seriously makes me think what your room must look like. Maybe you should just go home and take care of that instead of getting into trouble. That sneaky fox wouldn't be after you all the time if you weren't carrying Wal-Mart on your back.
Oh, and when we do get to the end of our little escapades... Don't scream, "We did it." Dancing around like you had something to do with it. All you did was get us into trouble. Without me & that map, you would still be freezing on Snowy Mountain crying for me to come get you. YOU didn't do anything & I don't have the time to keep saving you. So cut it out and leave me alone, I have laundry to get to.
Earning My Punishments
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