I just thought I would share what google will get ya. These are the searches that bring you to little ol' me:
1. Adult Bob the Builder and Wendy costume. (something sick and twisted is going on there, I don't even want to know if they found those costumes and what they look like.)
2. Live in a shoe and you ain't got no soul. (WTH?????) How does that relate to me? I live in a house and I have tons of soul.
3. Jiggley tummy. (I totally know how that relates to me. It was my second post EVER and it still makes me laugh.)
4. Grumpy old lady neighbor cranky. (What are they trying to accomplish by googling this? Are they looking to buy one or what?)
5. Cat puke. (Well, of course, I am the foremost authority on this subject. But I can't tell you how many googles I get for "child ate cat puke." I never even though to google it and find out if it's harmful. I just thought it would make a good post.)
6. Rainbow poop. (I totally get where they are coming from. I needed help with this one too.)
So there you have it, my wisdom has been imparted on these poor souls looking for answers and only found me. What interesting hits have you had?
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