I can NEVER shower. When, when would I be able to wipe the snot, cheetos, and diaper poo off of my person when I have an 18 month old and a creative 5 year old? Someone please tell me when?
I leave the little angels playing ever so nicely in the baby's room while I try to hose off, only to find them making "diaper angels" (no lie, they did). The huge bulk size diaper box ripped open for their pleasure.
I can never leave them again. My choices: Shower around 3am... Go to the gym just to put them in the nursery and get dressed..... or simply sell them (check ebay or craig's list, not sure which one I might get more money from) but I am thinking this is my best option. Any suggestions from any of you freshly showered people?