Dear Birthday Fairy,
Did my birthday fall within your two-week-per-year vacation time? Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining. Well, I totally take that back and will own up to my complaining. If you were really "working" you would have sprinkled some fairy dust on dear hubby and reminded him that my birthday fell on the same day that he planned a business dinner. And if your wand was not broken, you would have magically turned back time about the time my coffee spilled all over the van leaving the stench of old coffee and sugary cream and replaced it with maybe flowers or perfume. And if you weren't off hanging out with the Easter Bunny then maybe, just maybe you would have wispered in my 5 year old's ear that it's Mommy's Birthday and to hold off on having multiple meltdowns until tomorrow when Daddy will be home to help out. I do not appreciate your lack of work ethics on this important holiday in my life. I do believe I will be writing a letter to the Better Business Bureau. I hope that you can find the time next year, and if you must take time off from work, do it in June or July, I would be greatly appreciative.
P.S. And if you have any pull at all, could you please talk to the post office so that my birthday presents might arrive on my birthday next year. That would be great, thanks.
Earning My Punishments
18 hours ago